B.C. BALLBAG IS BACK - Why didn't the pape cocksucker attack Pyjama Boy after empty net break away?25/2/2024 ![]()
Pyjama Boy is shit and over paid. He is a load Dubasshole should have swallowed. So what has the Laffs hero been up to?
WOODROW ROOSEVELT KHUNTAIR BALLSWIDTH CLITHRUST III outraged HockeyChat Leafs Reporter
Hello once again, I'm Woodrow Roosevelt Khuntair Ballswidth III, here to bring you all the news that's shockingly not reported by the so-called "mainstream media". The news those cowardly pukes at TSN and Sportsnet are afraid to report with their attitudes and their: "You aren't accredited Woody. That's what happens when you brandish a gun at a Leafs' practice."
Well, fuck them! So what is in the news today? Well, the stories begin and end with the return from suspension of the B.C. Ballbag. Yes, the most over-rated defenceman in the history of the NHL since the last Leafs number one defenceman, made his presence known by being away for five games which the Leafs then handily won. Organ Rielly has all the ice skills and leadership of Dion "Suck It" Phaneuf. And today's number one story involves him and the captain Pyjama Boy.
Here is a "high-light" of our boy the leader in action last night against the Avalanche. The 09:52 mark of the video shall illuminate his skill and talent with the intensity of a thousand Suns.
What are we seeing you ask? Well, that is the outcome of a John Tavares empty net break away. After throwing the puck away due to the pressure of having an empty net and no one around, the Avalanche are returning to the Leafs end for a last second man-advantaged attempt and shot on the Laffs goal.
Sadly, the display of ultimate talent was not caught and stored in any of the team friendly "high-light" packages available on the interwebs. For those still unsure of what happened, imagine THIS, only down the left side of the ice:
So finally we may get to where we are going with all this. If Organ Rielly was so incensed by this play by Ridly Greig:
... resulting in this sort of reaction (and punishment):
How come the fucking piece of dog shit did not attack and high-stick to the face and head the talent-free bollard of a Leafs captain? Why wasn't he showing his frustration at this play?
Which leads us all TO THIS!
If it is so bad to take a slap shot and score at an empty net, how come tough guy Pyjama Boy could only bring himself to break the $140 stick? The stick for which someone else paid? And Uber Tough Guy Rielly was on the ice; how come he did not attack Chara? Just in case there is any doubt or mistake, here is the link as a plain URL: http://players.brightcove.net/1704050871/default_default/index.html?videoId=6104786844001
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