Woodrow Roosevelt "JOHNSON" Clithrust III Special to HockeyChat The other day I was having a typically civil interaction with one of my fellow Canadians in a church or charity volunteer centre or Bowmanville opium den. I forget exactly. During this convivial interaction with some random POS right-wing school leaver, I suggested his life may be improved if he: WENT FORWARD AND FUCKED HIS HAT. I believe the exact phrase was: "Go fuck your hat, cocksucker" Now, ever the intellect, linguist, and inquisitive mind, this got me thinking. I know, that is something with which you are not quite so familiar. Be patient. Follow along. I don't remember ever hearing this particularly welcoming phrase in use in Glasgow. So now, the dots were being mentally connected. Is this an american phrase, or is it Canadian? And to you fellow Canucks, if so is this a regional phrase? With the proximity and/or ethnic make-up of the other two Canucks here, I fear if they are aware of this greeting they may not discern the difference between a national and a regional "dialect". So, to you YANKS: Have you ever heard this wonderful Christian-like hello? And now, a treat for all readers:
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