Ontario man dies laughing after reading this story! "Walk a fucking idiot", says Woodie Clithrust . "The death happened last Thursday and it's still fucking funny!" Jane Stevenson TORONTO SCUM Let this be a lesson to you all: Don’t attempt selfies with wild animals. Unless you are a fucking stupid, stinky, Hamilton Accie fuckwit. In that case, climb away.
A man climbed a 25-foot wall to take a photo with a lion at an India zoo on Thursday, reports the Daily Mail. But instead of a selfie, the 38-year-old man was mauled to death by the creature named Dongalpur. A-hahahahaha! The idiot, Prahlad Gujjar, from Alwar in Rajasthan, was at the Sri Venkateswara Zoological Park in Andhra Pradesh, when he ignored a caretaker telling him to stay away from the lion and jumped into the animal’s enclosure. Before the caretaker reacted, the lion mauled the man to death. A-hahahahaha! Stop! You're killing me! A post-mortem is being conducted to see if Gujjar was under the influence (under the influence? Of what? Elizabethan poetry? STFU!) when he scaled the massive fence. The victim was alone at the zoo at the time of incident and police are working to reach his family, who they'll call. As soon as they can stop laughing. There are three lions at the facility and the others are called Harold and Kumar and Sundari. Elsa escaped. Dongalpur has been moved to a separate cage and is under observation since the man’s death. He has been receiving gifts of cookies and plush toys filled with meat, from a Canadian man.
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